Crack Is Whack!
Man chewing crack claimed it was a Jolly Rancher.
Candy may be dandy, but crack is no snack.
When cops pulled over a car for a traffic violation, Joe Robert Brown, a passenger in a car, began munching on some white powdery stuff that fell from his mouth to his shirt, records show, reports The Gainesville Sun.
Brown handed officers a sucky excuse: He claimed it was a piece of Jolly Rancher hard candy, according to his arrest affidavit.
However, a crumb of it tested positive for coke, Gainesville cops said.
Originally posted at SunSentinel.com