Month: June 2016

John Balmer Arrested While Wearing ‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt

Arrested While Wearing ‘I Have Drugs’ T-Shirt. A Florida man may be questioning his wardrobe choice after being arrested for methamphetamine and marijuana possession while wearing a T-shirt reading: “Who needs drugs. No, seriously, I have drugs.” John Balmer, 50, was arrested at a Kmart department store in Hudson, Florida on Tuesday, according to the…

Crystal Metheny Allegedly Fired ‘Missile’ Into Car

Crystal Metheny Allegedly Fired ‘Missile’ Into Car. We clearly don’t need to tell you the state where this took place. Crystal Metheny, 36, was arrested last month for shooting a “missile” into a vehicle, according to records from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in Florida. It should be noted that under Florida law, a “missile”…

Woman “playing mermaid” jailed on burglary charges

Woman “playing mermaid” jailed on burglary charges. Honey, come quick, look at what the cat(fish) dragged in. Here’s one mermaid’s tale: Tanya Gerlach told deputies she was “playing mermaid” when she swam up to waterfront homes in a gated Vilano Beach community, entering residences and pretending she lived there, records show, reports CBS Action News in…

Weird Florida City Names Part 2

Weird Florida City Names Part 2 Weird Florida City Name no.1 Yeehaw Junction – Some say the community’s name comes from the fact locals would yell “Yeehaw!”, while others believe the name is derived from the Seminole language word meaning “wolf”. According to town historians and several original newspaper articles that are displayed at the…

Guy in Florida Broke Into A Convenience Store For Energy Drinks And Honey Buns After Completing “Top Secret Mission”

Guy in Florida Broke Into A Convenience Store For Energy Drinks And Honey Buns After Completing “Top Secret Mission” I always wondered what it would be like to run into an actual secret agent. Like someone who had seen some other-level shit but was never allowed to talk about it. I’m sure these people would not be…