Guy in Florida Broke Into A Convenience Store For Energy Drinks And Honey Buns After Completing “Top Secret Mission”

Guy in Florida Broke Into A Convenience Store For Energy Drinks And Honey Buns After Completing “Top Secret Mission”

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I always wondered what it would be like to run into an actual secret agent. Like someone who had seen some other-level shit but was never allowed to talk about it. I’m sure these people would not be safe to be around, but imagine having that story up your sleeve when trying to impress chicks at a bar? You’d never not get laid.

So I’m a little bummed about missing Ryan Fricks in Florida when he decided to break into a convenience store for a snack and then hide in a bush to watch the cops show up.

Once you participate in a few highly confidential and dangerous missions, standard things like American currency or American laws are notably tossed to the wayside. Understandably so, too. When you’ve been tasked with chasing down terrorists or inciting coups in failing countries to overthrow dictators, having $20 seems like an unnecessary obstacle you have to hurdle in order to get honey buns, energy drinks and cigarettes. Also, I’m assuming that when you’re out on secret and classified missions, you can’t have those three things, because otherwise I’m not sure why you would break into a convenience store. It makes sense, though. Honey buns make your hands sticky, thus making it hard to use weapons. Energy drinks prevent you from sleeping when you need to. thus making you more susceptible for mistakes. And cigarettes give away your position, thus getting you killed faster than the cigarettes can. I’m just pissed I’m missing out on an opportunity to hear more of the stories this guy has. Because he either has some great ones or is actually just a drug addict who got way too high and got arrested after breaking into a convenience store.

 

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